CLEVER SIGNS SEEN AT A............
Shoe repair store
We will heel you, We will save your sole, We will even dye for you
Podiatrist's office
Time wounds all heels
Septic tank truck
Yesterday's meals on wheels
Optometrist's office
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place
Plumber's truck
We repair what your husband fixed
Another plumber's truck
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber
Tire shop
Invite us to your next blowout
Electrician's truck
Let us remove your shorts
Non-smoking area
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action
Maternity room door
Push. Push. Push.
Car dealership
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment
Muffler shop
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming
Veterinary's waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! stay!
Electric company
We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, you will be de-lighted
Restaurant window
Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up
Funeral home
Drive carefully. We'll wait
Propane filling station
Thank Heaven for little grills
Radiator shop
Best place in town to take a leak
Another septic tank truck
Caution - this truck is full of political promises
AND TOO GOOD TO WAIT FOR NEXT MONTH
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