I know I don’t usually

use social media to say

“BUY THIS” or “BUY THAT” —

Butttttttttttttttttttt... 

You need to check out my

favorite line of greeting cards.

It’s a small company called

Bald Guy Greetings and they make cards that are funny, honest and relatable.

All kidding aside, they make Hallmark cards look like

absolute turds. 

So please check them out.

I really want them to stay

in business.

Here's a link to their site...

baldguygreetings.com

#BaldGuyGreetings

#SupportSmallBusinesses

#FunnierThanHallmark

First of all, I wrote this post.

This is not a post that I copied and pasted from a newsletter

I just received from Bald Guy Greetings -- a few minutes ago.

These are my words. Not theirs.

This is just me, your friend,

family member or co-worker recommending you check out Bald Guy Greetings.

These cards really are funny.

And the guy who writes them might be one of the most amazing and humble human beings ever.

I sincerely hope he lives forever.

Check out their cards.

I promise you'll love them.

Here's a link to their site...

baldguygreetings.com

#BaldGuyGreetings

#SupportSmallBusinesses

#FunnierThanHallmark

Hey friends, as many of you know, I’ve been giving out Bald Guy Greetings for years now. 

No, this is not a sponsored post.

I just love this company and

I want them to keep making

funny cards forever.

So if you have a minute, please go check our their website.

I promise you’ll love them.

In fact, if you don't love them,

let me know -- that way I can explain to you why you're wrong.

Here's a link to their site...

baldguygreetings.com

#BaldGuyGreetings

#SupportSmallBusinesses

#FunnierThanHallmark

AND NOW.....

OUR SEVEN NEWEST CARDS

FRONT:

THIS MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY CARD IN THE WORLD.

INSIDE:

But it's definitely the first one

I read at the store.



FRONT:

YOU'RE NOT GETTING OLD.

INSIDE:

But just so you know, I did buy your card

in a section called "Pre-Dead."



FRONT:

I SAW THE MOST

ANNOYING CARD

THE OTHER DAY.

INSIDE:

In fact, I bought it, and this is it.

Happy Birthday.

***This card opens the wrong way,

the text is hard to read

and the inside message is not where

you'd expect it to be.

FRONT:

YOU'RE SO VAIN.

I BET YOU THINK THIS CARD

IS ABOUT YOU

DON'T YOU? DON'T YOU?

INSIDE:

Okay, it is about you.

Happy Birthday.



FRONT:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

TO MY BROTHER FROM

ANOTHER MOTHER

INSIDE:

AKA: A good friend of mine

who is like a brother to me.

But also, if you ever need a kidney

or something -- there is almost zero

chance that I'd be a match.



FRONT:

YOU'RE AT THAT AGE WHERE...

INSIDE:

Everyone just assumes

your baby photos are in black and white.

Happy Birthday.

FRONT:

YOU'RE AT THAT AGE WHERE...

INSIDE:

We can all safely assume that most of your elementary school teachers

are no longer with us.

Happy Birthday.