JOKE TIME
A mama robin has two daughters. Each of her daughters has a brother. How many children does the mama robin have?
She has 3. Both of the daughters have the same one brother.
I fall, but I don’t get hurt. I pour, but I’m not a jug. And, I help plants grow, but I’m not the sun. What am I?
Rain
Whats most useful when its long and hard?
An Education
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath!
Why are snakes hard to fool?
You can't pull their leg!
Why dont mummies take vacations?
They are afraid they will relax and unwind.
What do fishermen play with their kids during spring break?
Go fish!
Where do sheep go for spring break?
The Baa-hamas.
What did the baker’s son do over spring break?
He loafed around.
Where did the shark go for summer vacation?
Finland!
What is spring's superpower?
Flower power!
What do you call a deer who enjoys playing in the rain?
A reindeer.
How can you make the sky prettier?
With a rainbow.
I tried to catch the fog, but I mist.
What did the dirt say to the rain?
If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?
A rainbow.
What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A funny bunny.
Why did the worm cross the ruler?
To become an inch worm.
What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?
A dandy lion!
What is spring’s favorite type of pickle?
Daffo-dills!
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
When’s the best time to wash your Slinky?
During spring cleaning.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny