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Featured Funny Short Story...
These customers come at all hours:
Me: "Thank you for calling [Store]. This is [My Name]. How can I help you?"
Customer: "Yeah, I've been waiting for over an hour! Where's my pizza?"
Me: "It's on its way, sir."
Customer: "Well, what are you going to do about it?"
Me: "About what, sir?"
Customer: "I've been waiting for over an hour!"
Me: "We won't be doing anything. There's no way you've waited that long."
Customer: "WHAT?! ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!"
Me: "No, sir, just mistaken."
Customer: "And why's that?!"
Me: "It's 11:20, sir-"
Customer: "So?!"
Me: "We open at 10:30."
Customer: *click*
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