Director Tarsem Singh takes us to ancient, mythical Greece in Immortals. Leonardo DiCaprio portrays the famed face of the FBI in J. Edgar. Adam Sandler plays man and woman in Jack and Jill. Kirsten Dunst gets married at the end of the world in Melancholia (limited).

With Tarsem Singh's ancient actioner, Immortals, in theaters we pick up our trusty sword and shield and rank up the best to worst swords & sandals movies.