Steven Wright. 63 actually. Here are a few gems of his comedy.
"I went to a tourist information booth and said 'Tell me about some people who were here last year.'"
"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
"Every morning I get up and make instant coffee and I drink it so I have the energy to make real coffee."
"Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you have to put your two cents in? Somebody’s making a penny."
"I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
"I went to a place to eat. It said 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
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