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If you prefer, substitute your favorite light beverage
Shared by member Roberto Munoz:
As promised, here's ChatGPT’s answer to “Write a Shakespearean sonnet to Coors Light:”
My dearest Coors Light,
Thou art the fairest brew that doth exist,
A liquid gold that doth my heart enlist.
Thy frothy head, so pure and white as snow,
Doth lift my spirits high and make me glow.
Oh Coors Light, thou art a beauty rare,
A drink divine, beyond compare.
With every sip, my heart doth beat anew,
And every sip I take, I do love you.
Thou art the drink that doth my soul inspire,
A brew that sets my heart and soul afire.
For all eternity, my love will last,
And in thy gentle embrace, my heart is steadfast.
Oh Coors Light, my heart doth sing thy praise,
And in thy presence, I do feel amaze.
Thou art the drink that I hold dear,
And in thy taste, I find my heaven here.
Forever thine, my beloved Coors Light,
Thy love doth warm my heart and make it bright.
In thy gentle brew, I find my bliss,
And in thy embrace, I do find my eternal kiss.
Yours truly,
A devoted admirer
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