As promised we are here to educate and titillate. Kitty Von Quim's dirty alotta_splashword of the week is MUFF
  • a warm tubular covering for the hands (Merriam-Webster.com).
  • Contrary to popular belief, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. (urbandictionary.com).    
And if by inoffensive you mean the cutest word ever, then yes, muff is inoffensive! It's also a great place to warm up a fist. One of the many fabulous qualities about the word muff is that it can be said slyly in regular conversation, and probably won't offend your Bible-thumping cousins. See also this interaction with your local barista: 
 
"I would like a Smurfette." 
"A what?"
"A blueberry muffin."
You win!  

 alotta_splash

Back from the holiday vacation for just over a week and needing relief? We're here, like a big hug, with two all star shows this week. One has bending brawny bucks, bump and grinding hotmamas and eccentric artists and the other "Cluck be a Lady" is an all classy chicken burlyQ. Feast on all the breast, leg and thigh. The feathers will fly for these chicks.

 

Please welcome debut performance by Le Cancan Bijou
Le Cancan Bijou is a group of dancers who bring the French Cancan to life. 17 dancers are currently featured. Director: Monique Woodruff

JAN 11thalotta_splash
3158 Mission St
San Francisco
7:30pm sliding scale $5-10
reservations encouraged!

Please Cheer Very Loudly For!
Performances by:
LA CHICA BOOM
New Eccentrics
RUBY VIXEN
Laika Fox
ELLIOT CONTORTION Dottie Lux

 

 

JAN13th: Cluck Be A Lady at El Rio 

3158 Mission St 

7:30pm sliding scale $5-10
Reservations STRONGLY Encouraged plenty of standing room!

Let's celebrate! It's finally friday!
HOSTED BY Dottie Lux
as well as performances by
Vaudie Va Boom
Nomy Lamm
Kiss Me Kate
Le Cancan Bijou
and Titland!

About our FEATURED Performer:

Vaudie not only does she direct the world's only cannibalistic can-can troupe called The Can-Cannibals, but she is also the co-creator of the dynamic burlesque duo The Dishrag Dollies, dances with the esteemed French Can-Can troupe from San Francisco, Le CanCan Bijou, and performs solo burlesque, cabaret and sideshow acts. On top of that she produces concerts, events, and her own variety show called the Punk Rock Cabaret for the Oakland Pyrate Punx. She will undoubtedly bring a huge smile and a unique freshness to all of her endeavors.

 

Join the RHB facebook and be the 1st to hear about free and secret events! www.facebook.com/redhotsburlesque 


Join the Craze!
School of Shimmy Continues!

A new COMPLETE series is scheduled and classes are filling up. See www.RedHotsBurlesque.com  for full details. Here are the basics.


January 14th **Drama Queen: Owning the Stage through Embodied Presence and Grace** 4-6pm in SF at Center for Sex and Culture 1349 Mission Street

January 23rd **Pastie Making and Tassel Twirling** 7-9pm in SF at Viracocha 998 Valencia St

  

January 30th **Burlesque 201** 7-9pm in SF at Viracocha 998 Valencia St

 

February 6th **Above the boobs:Hair and Make-Up** 7-9pm in SF at Viracocha   

February 13th **Choreography with Alotta Boutte ** 7-9pm in SF at Viracocha

 

February 20th **Burlesque Crafting** 7-9pm in SF at Viracocha

AND MORE!!!    


 



 
Pickles Kintaro draws the raffle winner. Is it you?! At each show Red Hots Burlesque makes a donation to your favorite charity or non-profit.  

 

*Can't get enough  of the Red Hots Burlesque photos?*

 

Check out our Facebook
http://www.facebook.com/redhotsburlesque

and our flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos
For photos of every single show!   

 

 


 

  

Dollhouse Bettie Sponsors Red Hots Burlesque!

 We love their wares and are thrilled to feature their products in our raffles, on our performers and as contest prizes. Check them out for high-quality new and vintage items! 

 

*Bachelor/ette Birthday and More*

!

 

Red Hots Burlesque is your one stop shop for the most memorable and unique parties around!
 Book us for your private event.  Performances can run anywhere from 10 mins to 2 hours. We will bring favors for the birthday boy or girl not to mention a special treat from the performers themselves. OR reserve space at our weekly show. It will be a night to remember! make reservations by calling 415-672-4735 or emailing redhotsburlesque@gmail.com 

 

 

Have a great week! 
Shakes and Shimmies,
Dottie Lux