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Greenwash Alert
Thermo Fisher is the latest biotech industry colossus to claim to be green. They say they will be using 100% renewable electricity starting in 2026.
Sounds nice but given their 80,000 employees are spread across numerous facilities all over the US, this is more or less impossible.
So what's really going on?
They're paying two companies in Texas to harvest solar and wind energy in equal amounts to the energy Thermo consumes everywhere.
A cynic may think this is simply increasing clean energy available without reducing dirty energy produced, and that cynic would be 100% correct.
Not only that, more energy available means lower prices means more consumption...it's a whole thing often referred to as economics.
It really would be nice to believe we could pay someone in Texas to make all our problems go away, but unfortunately this plan of theirs is nothing but bulls**t.
Ys Not
This company rebranded from Yisheng Bio to YS Biopharma, which is fine. But you may notice the website is ysbiopharm.com, presumably because the version ending in 'biopharma' is taken.
Which begs the question - if that was the case, why didn't they call the company YS Biopharm? And anyways, biopharma has one too many syllables. We at BioPharmGuy have been saving people jaw movements for almost 15 years now.
Leveraging Alert
You don’t have to look hard to find a company whose self-description tells you absolutely nothing. Some achieve this more succinctly than others. This is not one of the succinct ones:
“Seragon Pharmaceuticals was founded by dedicated scientists, leveraging their experience in biomedical research for the betterment of human health. We devote ourselves to advancing discoveries on behalf of the future of medicine and scientific innovation. The Seragon brand and products reflect years of expertise in clinical, biomedical, and research disciplines that shape our company goals.”
As you scroll down the page, the drivel just keeps going. They do invent a new word, though: ‘biotechnologicall’, so not a total waste.
Really this whole website looks to be AI-created junk, which would track since, somewhere, they say they do AI Vaccine Design.
Fill That Cart
It's not every day a biotech startup working on therapeutics throws a shopping cart on the top of their website, but here’s one for ya.
Simply add a month's worth of treatment to your cart and pay the $85,000 with Apple Pay, PayPal or any major credit card.
Cleanroom Cleaning
Is your cleanroom dirty? If so, you done messed up. But that's ok because cleanroom cleaners exist.
Just be warned, if they mess up, you're gonna have to find a cleanroom cleaner cleaner, which may be tougher to locate.
Iaso Therapeutics
Iaso got some seed funding, which surprised us since we thought they’d been around for a while. Then we realized we were thinking of IASO Biotherapeutics, which is a totally different company.
What a brilliant job naming this new company. 1/10
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