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Wobbly Grasp of Language
Wobble Genomics announced a funding round and, in the press release about it, explained what they are working on.
They also have a website explaining their work even more in-depth.
And yet according to the press release, they remain in stealth mode.
Sure, and TikTok is still a startup.
400+
When you have a small consultancy, it can be a good pitch to tally up your collective years of experience.
Say you have three people, each with 20 years' experience. Bragging about 60+ years' experience may have some merit.
So, when we saw this company had 400+ years of medical device experience, we had to wonder exactly how many people that was spread across. Thankfully the answer came in the next sentence: over 200.
An average of TWO years experience each? Wow, what a brag.
Team Roast - Neck and Not Neck
Oh hey, another one of them fancy cartoon team pages.
Some have necks, some don't - how did they make the neck determination?
It first seemed as though the women have necks, and the men don't. But, since the women all happen to have long hair, maybe we can reduce the neck criteria to hair length itself?
Alas, there's a long-haired woman with no neck.
No rules at all! These cartoons are total anarchy.
Delicious Restructuring
Kronos Bio determined they would have to restructure in order to extend their cash runway.
The new structuring will involve adding the tzatziki first, halving the number of tomatoes and finishing with 30% less meat. What a PITA.
On that subject, the url gyros.com is owned by a biotech company called Gyros Protein Technologies and they don't even use it - just redirect traffic to a longer url.
Seems like they'd be better off selling it for some serious drachma.
So Many Questions
In a high school journalism class, it's good to have the kids focus on the 5 W's and 1H.
But on a biotech company website menu? Probably not the best choice.
For GloboScience, the "Who" doesn't list a single person, but does say where the whos operate. Meanwhile the "Where" does not say where they operate.
Decided on this menu structure and didn't even follow it. Shame! Shame!!
Hyku Bioscience
CEO is gone
Transition for next growth phase
Replaced by a soup
Team Roast - Symphony
With a name like BIORCHESTRA, there is a certain amount of pressure on the President. After all, he's the conductor of the organization. And that being the case, one must dress the part, yes?
Here the President duly obliged, wearing his finest tux and showing off 17 letters after his name, none of which we understood, though surely he is an outstanding FRCPC and an equally great CSPQ.
We all would have all been better served if he had limited himself to seven letters: MAESTRO.
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