I know I’ve been rough on the English language, as much as I love it, but wouldn’t you agree that it’s quite difficult to master, with all its exceptions and nuances? Here’s a short article I discovered years ago that hopefully you’ll find interesting:
“Let’s face it - English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren’t invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn’t it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm goes off by going on. English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn’t a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And finally, why doesn't ‘buick’ rhyme with ‘quick’?”
― Richard Lederer, American Linguist and Author
And I might add these three words that should rhyme, but don’t: comb, tomb, bomb–crazy, huh?
As I wrap up this update, know that I continue to pray for, and thank God, for you.
Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.
Philippians 4:6-7
Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me—put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.
Philippians 4:8-9
I’d mentioned previously that Philippians 4:6-7 is my favorite Scripture passage. You’ll note that, in this newsletter, I’ve added the two verses that follow, for a very good reason that is easily seen in the bolded phrases in each. When we make our requests known to God, He promises the peace of God. When we elevate our thinking to that which is excellent or praiseworthy, then the God of peace will be with us; sounds even better to have the God of Peace, rather than the Peace of God, doesn’t it? I believe the Lord showed me this distinction, which is why verses 8-9 are becoming as important to me as 6-7–perhaps more important.
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